One Slice Too Many

Pizza Federation is a small army that goes around maxing 10 maybe a tiny bit more yet “get lucky” when tournaments come around like Beach Brawl, Fight or Fright, Christmas Chaos? They have inflated numbers in tournaments yet when they come out of tournaments they’re weak and pathetic. Take the Beach Brawl for example, suddenly maxed approx 25 after maxing 5-12 consistently and what happened after the tournament??? They fell yet again but kept running their mouths off acting like big shots, getting into places they shouldn’t be getting into. We’ve seen your big act and we’re calling your bluff.

PZF is a weak army that relies on allies/vets during tournaments. They also rely on allies in battles and can’t seem to fight anyone on their own. Yet they don’t seem to know/understand when not to interfere.
Shall we look into some of the things they’ve done? I mean not all things happened in battles ofc or with SWAT but if you’re going around slagging us off then you’re about to pay the price M.F.
Let’s look at something more recent:

Christmas Chaos

Okay, I know what your big head is going to think but no, it ain’t about winning or losing it’s about the game and how it’s played. Now, imagine allowing allies to help you during A TOURNAMENT BATTLE. Which is meant to be 1V1 oh but we should’ve known you can do 1vs1’s because YOU’RE A WEAK ARMY. Imagine PZF winning a tournament with the sizes they have out of tournaments. Hell, you even had name glows in the tournament! Don’t believe us??

Here we see 2 PEOPLE FROM 2 DIFFERENT ARMIES! Games, UMA leader and Komodo WT leader

If you look closely enough you’ll see Xing, Templars leader

“We didn’t use allies” Oh but we see 3 DIFFERENT ARMY LEADERS HERE!!! THREE!! What’s even more pathetic is that not only did you deny having these help, you banned Xing from your server after he helped you?! Now that’s what I call using someone. Sure Xing doesn’t like SWAT but I’ll tell you something, he wouldn’t be banned for attending for PZF or helping SWAT yet you ban him for helping you???? WHERE’S THE LOGIC???? OH THANKS, XING, BUT NOW YOU CAN PISS OFF! That’s low, even for you.

Actively being Anti-SWAT

Now not only are you using allies in events but you act actively AGAINST SWAT. Here’s a little pic that was a (cough cough) 1 v 1 (cough cough) battle with SWAT and ACP. While this turned out to be more than a battle between the 2 armies, you still acted against swat and had the nerve to show up in this event. While I ain’t gonna dig out pics of every troop or every event that PZF showed up, I will show 1 thing that says it all.

What’s this we see??? Light participating in a battle AGAINST SWAT!!!

So not only are they acting cheating in tournaments but they’re also helping armies against us?! So if they’ve cheated and acted against a major army, surely they wouldn’t take it further and disrespect us…right?? WRONG
This is PZF that we’re talking about who went to new lows to go against us. Oh, not to mention them trying to TROOPSTEAL from us before the CC tournament.

1 thing I will mention is that they have the nerve to bring up our name in the CC round vs IW with the meaning behind what they said, I’ll tell you something, this war won’t be no Christmas chaos, this war won’t be a PZF win, this war will be the BE ALL AND END ALL, the DEATH OF PZF. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE SWAT BECAUSE WE WILL COME DOWN AND SMACK YOU SILLY.


I remember when y’all teamed up on PIC, an army which was struggling to survive, you, TCP and RR I believe  (maybe wrong) attacked PIC, not only did you attack them but you attacked them when they were weak, jumping on the boat. That ain’t right, CPA is fast and furious but 1 thing armies are meant to have is respect. PZF don’t have respect for nobody but themselves because they simply don’t give a shit about anyone else. Notice how they can’t attack anyone else though?? Notice how they only prey on the weak?! That’s because they can’t even fight as an army, they need exterior help to survive. They can’t fight 1 V 1 BECAUSE THEY’RE PATHETIC

Now, PZF, why don’t you man up and F#####g face us like a real army, alone, 1 v 1 instead of dragging allies or using people like TCP and Xing then getting rid of them once you’re finished with them. FIGHT US 1 ON 1 AND MAN UP.
Don’t be bringing your allies, we don’t want to face them, we want to face you, so come and come alone, don’t be pus##s.


War Terms:
No multi logging
No server transfers during the war (Unless surrendering land to SWAT)
No pings from other armies for invasions/ defences
Dual-enlists are allowed
NO doxxing by PZF or ANY ALLY is permitted

PZF can surrender at any time, subject to SWAT’s demands

2 Responses

  1. “Don’t be bringing your allies, we don’t want to face them, we want to face you, so come and come alone, don’t be pus##s.”

    lol criticize the use of allies but no term denying ally help

    hypocrisy pls

  2. […] released an announcement declaring war on the Pizza Federation. In their accompanying post titled One Slice Too Many, the army accused the Federation of “hiding behind allies, troop-stealing, and disrespecting […]

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