Relentless and Strong.

✪】 Attention agents:

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Today, June 12, 2021, the Special Weapons And Tactics army annihilated the Templars army over control of Ice Box. At this present moment, have won two major battles of this conflict directly back-to-back. Not only this, but we dominated and claimed our glorious victory in every single room of this previous battle. We are adept on the battlefield and have showed we can cause borderline humiliation to our enemies. The same enemies that once spoke so highly of their victories in this conflict, but are now resorting to making meek retorts and begging for battle reviews. This war has spawned chaos and this chaos is unfurling and cascading directly out from the mouth of the beast. However, amidst chaos, SWAT does not not back down. SWAT never backs down. We stave on and delve deep into the fray of battle with a lust for warfare in our very souls. Every ounce of us is fueled by the adrenaline of war, and we are prospering because of this. Thus, I decree: we shall continue in our quest to extinguish the once-mighty Templars and continue to spread our influence on this map. We are valiant, we are immaculate, we are impenetrable. We are SWAT.

‘✪】 End Transmission.

LEGOMAN.

SWAT Commander-in-Chief

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✪】 Invasion of Ice Box [Success] 7/12/21

Today, June 12, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Abominable to have a glorious war battle against the disgraceful army known as the Templars. This invasion was spectacular, resulting in an undisputed 3-0 SWAT victory. A massive thank you to every single SWAT agent that assisted us on this operation, as this triumph could not have been achieved without every single one of you. Thank you SWAT.

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If you failed to read our previous post we are in a state of WAR known as Operation: Templaria throughout the entire Special Weapons and Tactics nation. We shall rally all of our glorious empire and summon them in their masses to quench the futile might of the dastardly Templars. We are strong. We are united. We are SWAT.

Max: 36, Avg: 32

Room One: SWAT Victory

Room Two: SWAT Victory

Room Three: SWAT Victory

Victory.

‘✪】 End Transmission.

LEGOMAN.

SWAT Commander-in-Chief

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SWAT War Training

Today, Special Weapons and Tactics held a war training event. This training prepared the army for their future wars. The event was definitely successful today, the team practiced map switches, formation changes, and quick changes between emotes and word tactics. Read more to see a recap of what occured at the event!

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One Slice Too Many

Pizza Federation is a small army that goes around maxing 10 maybe a tiny bit more yet “get lucky” when tournaments come around like Beach Brawl, Fight or Fright, Christmas Chaos? They have inflated numbers in tournaments yet when they come out of tournaments they’re weak and pathetic. Take the Beach Brawl for example, suddenly maxed approx 25 after maxing 5-12 consistently and what happened after the tournament??? They fell yet again but kept running their mouths off acting like big shots, getting into places they shouldn’t be getting into. We’ve seen your big act and we’re calling your bluff.

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